justkeeptesting:

stealing-your-toaster:

justkeeptesting:

What? No. It’s just that even an omnipotent AI such as myself gets tired of looking down at smaller people and robots all the time.”

Her massive chassis sagged and her optic started to pulse softly, the pod at the edge of the chamber opening. GLaDOS’s other form stepped out and she walked toward Rabbit.

This is all I was talking about.” She shrugged slightly.

He would stare, then suddenly swoon, offering his hand to hers. |You’re still just as beautiful as your main form! Even though now you actually look like a girl! …You look so much better than Upgrade though.| he would suddenly lean forward, placing his hand to the side of his mouth as he whispered, |Don’t tell her I said that. She’s kind of scary when she’s mad!|

I don’t even know this ‘Upgrade’, so of course I won’t tell her,” She said, giving a roll of her amber optics.

That’s odd, though, no one’s ever called my main form beautiful before. It’s just a chassis.” She shrugged and crossed her arms.

|Well how many Automatons do you know?| he would frown, looking at her as he whirred and shifted some on his feet. |And that’s their fault, they just don’t have good taste!|

justkeeptesting:

stealing-your-toaster:

justkeeptesting:

Oh, so you were purposefully acting like an imbecile? Well, if that doesn’t take the cake.” Her optic rolled and she stared down at him.

Rabbit, would you like to see my other body?” She asked suddenly.

He would narrow his eyes suddenly, standing stiff and tilting his head in suspicion. |Are you coming on to me?|

What? No. It’s just that even an omnipotent AI such as myself gets tired of looking down at smaller people and robots all the time.”

Her massive chassis sagged and her optic started to pulse softly, the pod at the edge of the chamber opening. GLaDOS’s other form stepped out and she walked toward Rabbit.

This is all I was talking about.” She shrugged slightly.

He would stare, then suddenly swoon, offering his hand to hers. |You’re still just as beautiful as your main form! Even though now you actually look like a girl! …You look so much better than Upgrade though.| he would suddenly lean forward, placing his hand to the side of his mouth as he whispered, |Don’t tell her I said that. She’s kind of scary when she’s mad!|

justkeeptesting:

stealing-your-toaster:

justkeeptesting:

“Rabbit, I think you may be malfunctioning. You might want to look into that. Either that, or you’re just naturally a rambling idiot- as if I needed ANOTHER one of those around…” She sighed and shook her ‘head’.

|You make it seem like this wasn’t intended!|

“Oh, so you were purposefully acting like an imbecile? Well, if that doesn’t take the cake.” Her optic rolled and she stared down at him.
“Rabbit, would you like to see my other body?” She asked suddenly.

He would narrow his eyes suddenly, standing stiff and tilting his head in suspicion. |Are you coming on to me?|

justkeeptesting:

stealing-your-toaster:

justkeeptesting:

Rabbit, I think you may be malfunctioning. You might want to look into that. Either that, or you’re just naturally a rambling idiot- as if I needed ANOTHER one of those around…” She sighed and shook her ‘head’.

|You make it seem like this wasn’t intended!|

Oh, so you were purposefully acting like an imbecile? Well, if that doesn’t take the cake.” Her optic rolled and she stared down at him.

Rabbit, would you like to see my other body?” She asked suddenly.

He would narrow his eyes suddenly, standing stiff and tilting his head in suspicion. |Are you coming on to me?|

justkeeptesting:

“Rabbit, I think you may be malfunctioning. You might want to look into that. Either that, or you’re just naturally a rambling idiot- as if I needed ANOTHER one of those around…” She sighed and shook her ‘head’.

|You make it seem like this wasn’t intended!|

justkeeptesting:

Rabbit, I think you may be malfunctioning. You might want to look into that. Either that, or you’re just naturally a rambling idiot- as if I needed ANOTHER one of those around…” She sighed and shook her ‘head’.

|You make it seem like this wasn’t intended!|

cutepoweredjellyfish:

thebadgersnacksatmidnight:

Clockwork Vaudeville: When high-fives attack… (by GreenRanger55)

I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

STILL MY FAV VIDEO

|I’m here!|

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

The SPG Hour 4/26 - on Livestream.com

Now available for viewing at your leisure!

be-polite has connected to the server

be-polite:

stealing-your-toaster:

be-polite:

stealing-your-toaster:

|Well, hello, friend! I’m Rabbit of the singing Automatons; Steam Powered Giraffe!|

 image

 Nathan blinked, starring up at the robot with wide, fascinated eyes. For a moment he was stunned into silence, but quickly enough regained himself. “W-Wow, are you like- a real robot?”

|I prefer Automaton, but if you want, call me a robot, sure!| He would grin, lifting his hand slowly to tip his hat. |What’s your name, friend? I’m Rabbit!|

 Nathan smiled, watching the way ‘Rabbit’ moved his arm up to his hat. Laughing a bit, it was impossible to wipe the childish glee of his face, to think, a real ro- Automaton, amazing. “It’s very nice to meet you, Rabbit. My name’s Nathan, but you can call me Nate if you like.”

|Ok, Nate!| He grinned. |What brings you around? Are you looking for a show? We’re not currently entertaining humans today, but we will be soon!|

…has connected to the server

sanctirubrumdeus:

stealing-your-toaster:

|I’m pretty sure I already said my name, but I’m Rabbit!| He would lean close, offering his hand to hers, moving slowly and rather stiffly. |You have a beautiful name, Xuchilbara!|

image

She placed her small hand into his, and smiled a bit more, only to let out a short laugh.

“I do know your name, but I wasn’t ask who you were, I was asking what you were; unless you’re a very decorated human…”

image

He would bend down with a whir, kissing the back of her hand and then straighten slowly, slightly jerking when he straightened. 

|Oh! I’m an Automaton! You might know of me better as ‘robot.’|

OutofCopper: Replies might be slow

Playing MegaTen. x3